First, some !!!UPDATES!!!
- Waiting for my homies from MHS to start summer vacation, so check em out in the mean time.
- Yes, I know I have been slacking in the writing department, but hopefully I'll get all the shit figured out and get out of this writer's block.
- New lyrics up for any of you that want to check em out.
Now down to the nitty gritty.
I have to tell ya, it's fun screwing with people. Especially the ones that are so easy to get to that it's like putty in your hands: They're so damn malleable! Not to confuse any of you, but I do not like doing this. It's fun, but it wastes my time, but on this occasion, it was worth it. Cause this guy is a "few fries short of a Happy Meal" if you get my drift. Besides, this "L33t HaX0r"(Translation: Total Fucking Half-Wit)has been on my shit list for awhile, so hopefully this will give some closure to the beef between us.
I'm not going to mention his name, because that would be somewhat cruel. Though you may wounder why I even care, this person does not deserve that that kind of mindless cruelty. Though he might deserve his face being made a permanent addition to the sidewalk, but violence is not really my cup of tea.
You know, sometimes, when you just had enough of someone's bullshit, you want to confront their ass and tell them what the deal is? Well, I did not have that good fortune, so I just emailed him to tell him to back the fuck off of me and my brothers and sisters, or his life will be quite unbearable. It was quite a long letter, but it was no big deal since I usually write more that anyways. After he emailed me back, it was clear this moron was a little late in the developmental stage in his life, due to the fact he did not even bother to read letter; MY graciousness as a person to at least warn him before the shit hit the fan. So I just replied saying congrats on being a douche and living in a world of fiction.
I did not think he would buy it. In fact, I hoped he didn't, cause then at least the faggot (you don't have to be gay to be a faggot) had some kind of intelligence to know it was psychological hook. It would would either A) make him read my letter or B) he would ignore it. But that son of a bitch took that fucking hook and ran with it! And that was all I needed! I told him I wouldn't reply back in a malicious way to anything he wrote about my letter, but I wanted to humor myself by reading what he said about it.
But, a mistake on his part kind of just made me step back in awe on how FUCKING RETARDED he was. He actually said "n00b" in the letter, which I just summed up his whole reply as: I'M A FUCKING TOOL! So I simply deleted it, for my job was done. He read my letter and it got to him obviously, because his half witted reply was laughable at most. For me to dumb down to that would be insulting to myself. Sure, I talk l33t sometimes just as a joke, but as a reply to a serious matter: no. Abso-fucking-lutely not.
So I told him to grow up and come back to me when he at least start acting serious. Man, did I start laughing after I read in his reply that "He could rip apart my mind with the words he could spit". What the fuck??? First you're some scene kid, now you're a rapper? A little bit of a case of identity disorder if you ask me.
So, after all the dust had settled, I sat back and pondered. Did he learn a damn thing? Probably, probably not. I'm leaning towards the latter because he just doesn't get it. He thinks he is the hot shit because he has been in "that school" for, what, two years? If he would have been there for a bit longer, he might of been a cool guy. But he has this "holier than thou" vibe going on that just makes me want to choke it out of him (metaphorically, of course). I mean, seriously, this dude makes 4chan dipshits seem like fucking Voltaire. Now that, my friends, is just sad.
So, I leave you with a common quote by the great Marcus Tullius Cicero that goes so well with this situation:
Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error
Final words to the "Idiot": Quit jerking off to Guitar Hero and get out into the real world and learn something.
Sincerely,
Metalhead118 (aka Mark)
- Mood:
Content - Listening to: Rational Gaze by Meshuggah
- Drinking: COFFEE!!!!