Well, the title probably threw you off, because this has nothing to do with porn...but i would like MORE PORN!!!!!!!!

Ahem, anyways, if you have noticed, I have deleted many of my "self portraits" (If you can call those monstrosities that, i guess). I chose to do this because, to be frank, I was being a camwhore. To be even more frank, the only reason i did those was with the faint hope that maybe, just maybe, i could get laid with a chick I was with at the time(welcome to the mind of a hormone raging 16 year old).

Yes it was stupid and pointless, to say the least.

I've come to the conclusion that those types of photos do not belong on an art website, but on MySpace, Facebook, etc. Since I have recently upgraded my DA account (I just have to wait 5-15 days), those photos have been smitten to the deepest depths of Oblivion, to never see the light of day again. Besides, I did you all a favor by saving your eyes from the eternal pain from which you get when you see my UGLINESS!!! MUHAHAHA!!!

To be clear, I do not look down upon those who do do this. It works for them, great. It doesn't work for me. I hope i don't get a zillion comments saying I'm a heartless bastard for dissing people who take self portraits, because that ain't me. Take some valium and sleep it off. Because life is too short to be a bitch :]

Another point: Do not ask me who this chick is. She knows who she is and if she doesn't, well, she's a fucking oblivious idiot XD

So, with that settled, i need to go fap to some porn. Because <insert fictional character here> knows I don't get any pussy XD